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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Heather" (fff whut)
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Only Heather Can Prevent Forest Fires"
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"If you can't beat heather, join Heather"
4. How would you answer a booty call?
"They Drink Heather In The Congo"
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"Heather Saves Your Soul "
6. To someone you dislike?
"Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Heather"
7. You're in a con